{"slip": { "id": 218, "advice": "Gratitude is said to be the secret to happiness."}}
{"slip": { "id": 1, "advice": "Remember that spiders are more afraid of you, than you are of them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 64, "advice": "You don't need to floss all of your teeth. Only the ones you want to keep."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 157, "advice": "When something goes wrong in life, just shout \"plot twist!\" and carry on."}}
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