{"slip": { "id": 91, "advice": "Drink a glass of water before meals."}}
{"fact":"The Maine Coon is 4 to 5 times larger than the Singapura, the smallest breed of cat.","length":84}
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{"slip": { "id": 203, "advice": "The best sex is fun."}}
{"fact":"The first cat show was in 1871 at the Crystal Palace in London.","length":63}
{"slip": { "id": 171, "advice": "If you've nothing nice to say, say nothing."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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