{"slip": { "id": 181, "advice": "Rule number 1: Try not to die. Rule number 2: Don't be a dick."}}
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Bird 'n' Roll is the seventh studio album by the French rock band Dionysos, released 26 March 2012. The album features songs in both French and English.
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