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{"fact":"A cat lover is called an Ailurophilia (Greek: cat+lover).","length":57}
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Middle Harling Fen is a 11.8-hectare (29-acre) biological Site of Special Scientific Interest south of East Harling in Norfolk, England.
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Galidiinae is a subfamily of carnivorans that is restricted to Madagascar and includes six species classified into four genera. Together with the three other species of indigenous Malagasy carnivorans, including the fossa, they are currently classified in the family Eupleridae within the suborder Feliformia. Galidiinae are the smallest of the Malagasy carnivorans, generally weighing about 600 to 900 g. They are agile, short-legged animals with long, bushy ringed tails.
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Rey Francisco Quiñones is a Puerto Rican former baseball infielder who had a short career in Major League Baseball, primarily as a shortstop.
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{"fact":"In ancient Egypt, mummies were made of cats, and embalmed mice were placed with them in their tombs. In one ancient city, over 300,000 cat mummies were found.","length":158}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What did the ocean say to the beach?","punchline":"Thanks for all the sediment.","id":178}
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